D.B. Tarpley's Amazing Ass Blog – Part 1
Greetings people and peoplettes.
My name is D.B.Tarpley.
I have been asked by my publisher to write a blog to promote my new book, Lick the Razor. But, um, I have absolutely no idea what a “blog” is.
I have been writing for over twenty-five years and I have not once in all that time done anything I would consider to be even remotely bloggish.
Up to this point I have somehow managed to lead a relatively blog-free existence. (Clutch the pearls!) I have never even read one.
It occurs to me that everything written has to have a title. Therefore the first thing I do is to come up with a name. Hence: “D.B.Tarpley’s Amazing Ass Blog”.
My biggest fear with this title is that ass aficionados everywhere will flock to the blog expecting to be enthralled with a bevy of ass-related content.
I can assure you, dear reader, this will not be the case, at least not with this part. (What are these? Parts? Episodes? Entries?)
…With this entry. I have nothing against a bevy of ass-related content. It’s just that being close personal friends with several long-time ass aficionados, and knowing the extent to which they pursue their passions, I am fairly certain that I cannot handle the pressure that comes with such an endeavour.
So now that I have a title and the will to write…what do I write? M’kay…typety type type clickety click…
(Blog: “A contraction of the words web log, it is a discussion or informational site published on the World Wide Web and consisting of discrete entries or ‘posts’((POSTS!)) typically displayed in reverse chronological order where ‘the most recent post appears first.’”)
Well that is silly; of course the most recent post appears first. What kind of fool do they think I am?
My new book Lick the Razor is amazing. [Publisher note: It really is!]
Perhaps in the next ((POST)) I will tell you why.
Thank you and have an amazing ass day.
D.J. Tarpley's Lick the Razor is available on this website as a downloadable eBook or from other sites such as Amazon, iTunes, etc.
Comments
On Friday, August Aug 2013 Jessie said...
“I downloaded your book off Amazon the other day. Halfway through already. It's good man, really good. You'd have to be a King fan to write like that, although your stuff is much weirder (I say that as a compliment). Thanks, hope it all goes well.”
On Wednesday, September Sep 2013 D.B. said...
“Thanks Jessie, I am really glad yo-u enjoyed the book. The first 'adult' book I ever picked up once I moved out of the junior section of the library was 'Christine' and I devoured everything by King since. So that is a huge compliment indeed. Hopefully you will have much more to read real soon. Keep reading and I will keep trying to put a quality product before your eyes. Thanks again, I am honored. - D.B.Tarpley”
On Wednesday, September Sep 2013 D.B. said...
“Thanks Jessie, I am really glad yo-u enjoyed the book. The first 'adult' book I ever picked up once I moved out of the junior section of the library was 'Christine' and I devoured everything by King since. So that is a huge compliment indeed. Hopefully you will have much more to read real soon. Keep reading and I will keep trying to put a quality product before your eyes. Thanks again, I am honored. - D.B.Tarpley”
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